Excuse me mister bartender
Pour me a double whiskey and coke
Make sure it goes in a nice tall glass
With just a few ice cubes
And do me a favor
Go heavy on the dark liquor
Say mister barkeep man
Pass me that old ashtray
Toss that flip lighter
So I can get my cherry lit
And do me a favor
Go heavy on the dark liquor
(Guitar solo)
Excuse me mister bartender
Lucy went bad on me
Don’t worry I still got my Mary
Maybe she’s got a bud or two
So do me a favor
Go heavy on the dark liquor
Say mister barkeep man
I see that its last call
But the drinks are so nice
And ill surely fall
So do me a favor
Go heavy on the dark liquor